| “ | Doc, transform me into a foot! | „ |
| ~ RED Soldier, before becoming American Boot. |
Everyday Routines is the first video of the Unusual Troubles Series.
Summary[]
RED Soldier gains the ability to transform into a boot, dubbed the "American Boot" for the first time and must defeat Death Machine.
Plot[]
One day at Suijin, the RED Medic grabbed the Scrumpy from RED Demoman. He suddenly woke up as RED Medic is about to put his Bottle of Scrumpy on the flower pot, the plant bloomed and made medicine. RED Demoman laughed as RED Medic grabbed the medicine, he flicked the medicine with his finger and "good stuff" came out out. RED Spy appeared and snort the "good stuff", thanked the RED Medic and ran away. American Boot appeared from above, asking RED Medic to turn himself into a foot. The scene afterward turned upside-down and American Boot opened his mouth. Then the RED Medic opened his mouth and transferred the medicine to American Boot, he immediately transformed into a Boot. The screen zoomed out and RED Demoman fell down from above.
The next scene was the RED Sniper looking at Miss Pauling and a female RED Scout. He laughed and afterward he unzips his pants. He immediately got stabbed by Death Machine. Death Machine then does a little taunt.
Blood from RED Sniper's head.
RED Sniper asks how much blood is in his head, then Death Machine agrees, and blood poured out of his head. Death Machine did a taunt again and Sniper's head flew away from Death Machine's katana. American Boot appeared as a boot and introduces himself, but Death Machine throws him away. After being thrown by Death Machine, transforms back to himself with a sword and challenges Death Machine to a duel. He accepts the challenge and jumps from the roof and the battle begins. The two fight each other till Death Machine disarms American Boot and immediately stab him. However, he turns into a wooden target. American Boot reappeared on the other side of the cliff and telling him that "You fight like my momma!" And laughed. Death Machine grabs his pistol and shoots him. He fell into the cliff and died. Death Machine laughed afterward.
The RED Heavy had watched this through his binoculars. His Tactical Anti-Scout Device, which was a wooden box, opened revealing the RED Engineer, the RED Heavy told the RED Engineer to kill Death Machine. He salutes to RED Heavy and flies to Death Machine. He called out Death Machine while holding a toolbox. Death Machine laughs and said, "You suck!". The RED Engineer opened the box and another Engineer appeared and Death Machine was confused and saw the RED Engineer from the other side. Suddenly a toolbox closes the entire screen, the Engineer trapped Death Machine in a toolbox. The BLU Spy appeared and sings "Mr. Snortobeat."
As he sings the song, a post appeared and squashed the BLU Spy. The RED Engineer noticed a telephone on it and climbed up the post, he used the telephone to tell the RED Heavy that he finished his task. After that RED Demoman began to chop the post. RED Engineer said that he is a drunk son of a bitch. He didn't respond but he only burped.
RED Demoman chopping the post where the RED Engineer was.
The RED Engineer started threatening the Demoman, he responded: "-fuck everything!" and instantly tore the post down. The RED Engineer screamed. Cut to the RED Heavy saying no. Casting the spell "Pooktum-Sheetus" and the post fell to the opposite side on top of the RED Demoman. After that, RED Heavy was riding on a flying Dispenser, grabbed RED Engineer and they went to a unknown place.
The next scene turned to American Boot. The RED Spy laid him down and wept while the RED Medic was reading American Boot's diagnosis. Then once he said, "Soldier is DEAD!", he goes back to life and said, "I am not dead," then the RED Medic began to silence him and warned him that he must fake death. He agrees then reconsiders and questions it as the RED Spy began to put a mailbox on his head.
Then the decapitated RED Sniper began to command his body to capture the point. Once he captured the point, the credit plays.
Characters[]
- RED Medic
- RED Demoman
- RED Spy
- American Boot
- RED Sniper
- Death Machine
- BLU Pyro (Background)
- RED Heavy
- RED Engineer
- BLU Spy
Trivia[]
- Archimedes appeared behind RED Medic and RED Demoman at 0:06.
- A cow and a battlefield sign appeared on 0:57.
- The song that plays in Death Machine and American Boot's duel is the Final Fantasy XIII battle theme.